national trash day

so once a year, in each area a different day, u can throw any all ur stuff out that u dont want and then the state picks it up the next day and...i dont know, throws it into austria or some thing.
During the night the gypsys come and guard it. if u want something from the pile then they'll sell it to u. then they have a friend get a truck and they take all the scrapwood and metal away. so its more like national gypsy flea market day if u ask me.